"Welcome to Parenting! You now have the ability to wrestle an octopus into pajamas." card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.

• Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
• Ink: Black Ink
• Envelope: Neon Pink
• Size: 5.5" x 4.25", blank inside
• Made in United States

About the Brand: They believe if you can't make it nice, make it funny. They've been strategically placing f-bombs since 2014. Loved by millennials and their parents, the brand has morphed from a funny greeting card company into a modern lifestyle gift brand. The brand started as a letterpress greeting card and wine tag line. Today, the Los Angeles based company sells hilarious yet inspirational gold foil mugs, wine rocks glasses, candles, wine & spirit tags, cocktail paper clips and obviously cards.